Rescued on the 8th November 2024. Probably born the first week of October 2024.
- Full name: Bertrand Wilberforce.
- Balls: no
He’s a classic tricolour American smooth hair. The classic roman nose, the broad shoulders, the lot.
Bertie spent his first year as Bungle’s understudy. He quietly transcribed notes and acted as yeoman for the General himself.
Upon Bungle’s passing and the taking on of an intern of his own, he was field promoted to Captain. He has remembered all that Bungle taught him.
